the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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