So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
When are your genitals available?
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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