Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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