Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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