Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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