I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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