Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
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