I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
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