I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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