I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
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