No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
How does one acquire holy water?
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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