My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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