I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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