just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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