The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
just found out that she named her cat after me.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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