Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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