im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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