I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
operation harelip BJ is a go
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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