My hand turned me down
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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