just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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