I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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