its not stalking. its research.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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