Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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