doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize
