those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
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