that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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