i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Randomize
