Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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