Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Randomize
