I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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