Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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