found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
The air taste purple.
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