So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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