South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
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