why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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