no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
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