This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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