Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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