I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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