so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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