If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
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