Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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