you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
why didn't you poke me back
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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