Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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