Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
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