How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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