I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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