there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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