Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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