I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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