How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Randomize
