god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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